Adorable small Cambodian girl to me: You like spider?
Jerk American Me: No! gross, no. Please, god.
Adorable small Cambodian girl : Why? See! I like spider! (Eats one to demonstrate)
Culturally Sensitive Me: (dancing immaturely away as though she has burst into flames) Awesome! No, that is... awesome. I'm sure it's good, I just... no. I will give you 2387648536254 riel if you move the spiders. Can I buy this mango? Has it touched spiders?
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