Number Crunch

Time spent performing various activities per year. All calculations have been rounded to the nearest decimal.

• Talking about how bloated I feel: 624 minutes/10.4 hours
• Avoiding eye contact with street clowns, Juggalos and the recently converted: 624 minutes/10.4 hours
  
• Listening to Creedence's Chronicle: 7800 minutes/130 hours
• Watching Two and a Half Men while eating tuna straight from the can, without commercial breaks: 1196 minutes/ 20 hours
• ", with commercial breaks: 1560 minutes/26 hours
• Listening to my mother ask the kitties what they want for dinner (FISHIES or TURKEY-LURKEY???) over the phone: 234 minutes/3.9 hours
  
• Doing no. 2: 3650 minutes/60.8 hours
• Reading tips on "Finding My Inner Woman Warrior" in O Magazine on line at the grocery store: 104 minutes/1.7 hours
• Pretending to have read Proust: 92 minutes/1.5 hours